Side-effects
Yesterday I had a Risk hang-over. I don't really know what that means, but I woke up in a daze with my clothes still on from the night before (the daze being the unusual part of that). Russ fed me some cereal, and in my stupor I bit my tongue eating it. I guess I bit it pretty hard. I think there was bleeding involved, but I can't be too sure (because of the stupor). Bleeding or not, I do have evidence of the fact that I bit it hard because it keeps hurting two days later. A few minutes ago I was talking to my boss and I realized that I had somehow developed a speech impediment. I don't know what my point is, except maybe that Risk is bad for you.
posted by bryant-man @ 6:19 PM
4 Comments:
I think the point is that Russ is slowly trying to poison you a little bit at a time.
I think that you should come to my house and clean my room for me as part of your RISK rehab. My mom thinks so too.
Is it common for Russ to feed people cereal? Is he suffering from some type of hang-over as well?
Who wouldn't want to be spoon-fed by Russ?
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