A Golden Winged Ship
Just when I'd thought that all of my hopes and dreams were ruined, and that I could never have what I wanted, everything changed.Today I was talking with my therapist (my physical therapist, not the other one), and I asked him if I could start using a cane instead of crutches. He laughed at me, but he did consent that it wouldn't hurt anything and that I could use a cane. I'm so excited. And you should be, too.
posted by bryant-man @ 3:24 AM
9 Comments:
You're going to buy a top hat too, right?
I can't really explain my reasoning, but I love canes. If I had a bum knee, I'd go straight for the cane too.
you should a condorman cane that is also a machine gun.
congratulations! I knew you could do it if you just put your mind to it.
It turns out that no place sells canes. I think you have to order them off the Internet or something, but by then I probably won't even be able to pretend that I need it.
I guess that ship sailed.
My grandma collects canes so you have to be able to buy them somewhere.
Actually, what you really need is a Tiny Tim type crutch.
How about a Fat Tim type crutch?
I think that's the funniest thing I have ever read.
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