I'm so strong
I think the most embarrassing part about working out is seeing all of the girls that can lift more than me. Some of them even put
weights on the bars. Can you believe it? I'm jealous.
The Universe
I'm pleased to announce that the universe is on its way back to making sense again, as problem #1 has been remedied. I'll start posting again now.
Breaking up
The universe is falling apart. Let me explain:
- The two most perfect people that I know are in my ward, and they've been dating and everything was beautiful until they unexpectedly broke up. I know its not really any of my business, and so this is slightly retarded, but I feel kind of heartbroken about it. I mean, for one thing, the guy is a friend of mine and I'm sad that it didn't work out for him, but there's more than just empathy going on here: If these two can't make it work out, then what chance do us normal people have?
- The elders' quorum broke up. They split it and made two quorums. I'm not an expert on this, but my understanding is that the upper limit on and elders' quorum is 96 members. Well, I figure that there are a maximum of 24 guys in my building, plus 4 in Continental, so there would have to be 68 guys in the condos and out of ward boundaries to have enough to really split the quorum. What are they thinking?
- Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are getting a divorce.
Do I need more evidence? The world is coming to an end.
