Saturday, December 03, 2005

Opposition in all bethings

I've discovered what my purpose is in life. I'm meant to provide the opposition that will motivate other people to get together. My job is to pursue a girl who has only mild interest in me so that the guy that she really likes will get worried and try hard enough to make things work out. My loneliness brings people together.

13 Comments:

At 10:29 AM , Blogger the narrator said...

i think you're my twin, or brother or something. i think we need to talk to our mothers and find out what the hell is going on

 
At 3:14 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love you, bryant.

 
At 6:51 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hate you, bryant.

 
At 12:16 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hate me, bryant.

 
At 4:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really love you, B.

 
At 4:05 PM , Blogger leafvayne said...

B, will you ask me out so that somebody will get worried and try harder to make things work?

Thanks lover.

 
At 9:10 PM , Blogger Key Lime Pie said...

lover is such a sick word

 
At 6:37 PM , Anonymous Mauricio Olivares said...

ay no entendí nada de tu blog
solo paso por acá pa dejar un post
saludoz Bryant
Un amigo chileno que aun lo recuerda
Mauricio

 
At 7:06 PM , Blogger Key Lime Pie said...

elsker er en meget syk ord

 
At 7:53 PM , Blogger Bryant said...

Mauricio! Es bueno ecuchar de ti. Intenté escribirte, pero tu email ya functiona. Escríbame, po.

 
At 1:20 PM , Anonymous Key Lime Pie said...

I wish I had a third eye!

 
At 4:29 PM , Blogger Key Lime Pie said...

Who stole my identity, anyways????

I feel like I am experiencing Disociative Interpersonality Disorder.

 
At 4:29 PM , Blogger Key Lime Pie said...

and my other personality knows Norwegian

 

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