The Pit vs. Alice
The Pit came back last night and Alice was its first casualty.I was out on the couch using Alice in tablet-mode, and when I got tired I put her under the couch (so as not to be stepped on or otherwise disturbed in the early morning hours) and I fell asleep.
At some point during the night, the Pit broke free from its constraints, and one of the springs from the couch came loose. The spring swung around and oscillated as I tossed and turned in the Pit above it.
When I awoke, and looked at Alice to see what time it was, I saw that her face had been scratched severly and repeatedly by the loose spring.
"[Alice] was lost for the price of a touch [screen] and a gash across her face."
posted by bryant-man @ 11:38 AM
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Personally, I think you are all too obsessed with this so called "Alice". Why did you name her after the Brady Bunch's maid anyway? I am sorry to hear about her wounds, however, It would be nice if the pit were back.
When are you going to put a link to my blog on your website?
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