Friday, September 17, 2004

I discovered one of the great mysteries of life yesterday, and I'm going to share it with you so that you can have the same level of enlightenment that I have: When you're washing dishes, point bowl-shaped items away from you.

5 Comments:

At 2:13 PM , Blogger Kim said...

You washed dishes?!

 
At 1:38 AM , Blogger the narrator said...

which side am i supposed to point away?

great... the greatest secret of dishwashing... and i don't even understand the directions.

consider my dirty dishes your damn fault

 
At 12:06 PM , Blogger Bryant said...

Sorry, I forget the complexity of this great mystery. See, the inside of the bowl you point away from you. Otherwise you splash all of your dirty dish water all over your clean clothes.

 
At 11:32 PM , Blogger the narrator said...

now i know...


...and knowing's half the battle

 
At 12:42 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dishes .*?

 

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